Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Randomize