Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
You ate ashes out of my bong
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
