once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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