Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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