i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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