i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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