Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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