She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize