thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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