I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I just ate a handful of salt
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