I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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