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Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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