i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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