it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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