like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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