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(313): View more from Michigan

Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.

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(979): View more from Texas

She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..

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(210): View more from Texas

life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"

(570): View more from Pennsylvania

hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.

(210): View more from Texas

i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"

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(301): View more from Maryland

and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit

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(214): View more from Texas

No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK

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(620): View more from Kansas

I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.

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