i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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