what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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