I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
