College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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