I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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