Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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