How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
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I need you to use more vowels.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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