Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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