she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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