Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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