didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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