In the future we'll all be gay
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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