Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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