Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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