Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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