Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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