shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Walk of Shame today included voting.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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