Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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