Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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