is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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