her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
40s are totally the cure
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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