He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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