roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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