I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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