no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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