yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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