if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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