My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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