Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
The ass gains better be worth it
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