I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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