WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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