woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Randomize
