We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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