If i come over, it means nothing
She's JV to your varsity
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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