I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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