Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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