Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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