my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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