How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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